some help please

[Evo_Spec]

so yeah, i'm too lazy to search
also, i know this isn't the right section to ask for help but i was too lazy to look for the right section too.

so like, i wanted to know, how do i drive a manual?
are there engines that swap into our cars?
i want to turbo my car, are there kits for our cars? you need like, turbos and stuff right?

yeah, that's like all i wanted to ask for now without doing any searching wanting to waste your guys time to help me, but i do have something i wanted to tell you guys about.
so like, i installed my front strut bar yesterday and like, i backed out my drive way and i was like, "whoa, that's crazy" then i took a turn onto the freeway and i was going like, twice the speed faster than i used to, it was crazy

[_-Night-Shade-_]

Are you for real? You must have been bored or something.

...But seriously, it's a rotary with pistons and all that...

[TrevorTheGallant]

Hahahahha thats hilarious

[SteeleMX3]

dude I'd start out with some racing stripes, then maybe a muffler, you'll go sooo fast

[Maliceday]

dude I'd start out with some racing stripes, then maybe a muffler, you'll go sooo fast

WHAT?!? No way man! What you need to do first, is put in a really really big system in your trunk, but make sure to bend the latch open some before your done so it sounds like your dragging the underside of your car every time the bass hits.

This will let the air excape from the back giving your car a 'boost' and at the same time turn your ENTIRE CAR into a band pass box while adding that much loved distortion effect to your music.

Added Airflow + Loud Thumping Grinding + bottom out sounding to scare deer away = WIN

so like, i wanted to know, how do i drive a manual?

All you gotta do man, push in the far left peddle all the way, then push in the far right peddle all the way, then, as fast as you can, take your foot off of the left peddle. You'll be golden.

are there engines that swap into our cars?

Of course! Everyone around here recomends that your best option is a PV-12. It's a pretty snug fit, but it will work!

i want to turbo my car, are there kits for our cars? you need like, turbos and stuff right?

Sadly they didn't make 'kits' for us until just recently, BUT THEY ARE FINALY HERE!!! The instalation is pretty simple when compairing it to the hard stuff like oil changes and the dreaded air filter. Everything you need to know can be found here ( http://www.turbowhistler.net/ ) Small package, but HUGE increase.

[Daninski]

Man this post is like 'The Bomb'. I purchased one of those Turbo whistelers and ttached it to my butt. I was whisteling Dixity Do Da out of my butt. I impressed all my shopping cart pushing friends.

[SteeleMX3]

Man this post is like 'The Bomb'. I purchased one of those Turbo whistelers and ttached it to my butt. I was whisteling Dixity Do Da out of my butt. I impressed all my shopping cart pushing friends.

[h3xt0r]

dood! Needs moar chrome... As if you didn't know... Chrome adds +5hp....


PS~ This thread is awesome.