A set of jumper leads walk into a bar. The Bartender says, "I'll serve you, just don't start anything.
A dyslexic man walk into a bra???
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please and one for the road.
Doc. I can't stop singing, The green, green grass of home.
That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome
Is it common?
Well, It's not unusual.
Two cows are standing in a field next to each other.
Daisy says to Dolly, I was artificially inseminated this morning
I don't believe you, says Dolly
It's true; no bull! exclaims Daisy
Invisable Man marries the Invisable Woman.
The kids were nothing to look at.
Man wakes up after an accident and screams Doctor Doctor I can't feel my legs. Doctor says, "Of course you can't, I cut off your arms".
I went to the seafood disco last week... I pulled a mussel.
Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were a bit cold so they lit a fire. The kayak sank proving,,,,,,you can't have your kayak and heat it to.
The end.
