Great news to share on Viagra

[Daninski]

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky b--bs and huge erec tions and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Thank you.

[fowljesse]

Haha. You're crazy.

[mitmaks]

lol thats good one

[NorCalMX3]

what's the name of the surgery to get your little friend put back on if he is somehow misplaced? addadictame? lol, these go hand in hand

[spiderpig17]

I just found coolant in my oil 2day so I needed a good laugh, thanks guys that was friggin funny dude!

[Daninski]

On that note did you hear about the guy who had a Pe*is transplant,,,,his hand rejected it. lol

[Daninski]

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[Dragyn Vyrus]

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