Nomination for SuperK as Temporary Forum Nazi...

[umcamara]

I've recently come across some of his rants... I mean posts, and he'd definitely make a good dictator. Although I do agree with a lot of what he bit#hes about.

Here here...

[se7en]

Heil superK lol

[2RotorsNaDream]

who??

[se7en]

lol, superk

Look at the topic title

[mr1in6billion]

Heil superK lol

It's fitting that you responded first since I was going to vote for you

[Mooneggs]

lol I find his rants quite amusing

[SuperK]

Hey now, I don't know whether to take this topic as offensive or flattery!

I mean, dictatorship isn't the exact best method, in my opinion, but due to some... UNFORTUNATE circumstances, it in one way or the other, must be used.

Why must it be used? One word:


Idiots.

That's right, we need some kind of dictatorship, some kind of ruling body, some kind of freakin' moron control in place because people don't understand what "common sense" truly is. I think we call them administrators?

In the country of Forumslovakia, the idiot crime rate is on the rise. Fewer and fewer intelligent new-borns are arriving daily and it is turning our once prestigious upper-class Boardburbia into nothing more than a completely uneducated sh*ttyspelling slum!

I believe in equality of the Board! I believe everyone has a chance to build a uninsulting MX-3, I believe MX-3.com doesn't have to be turned into the shoddy "projects" if those who live in this beautiful country would act responsible, and change these "slums..." these "projects..." into something beautiful, something prestigious... Stop this shady business of illegal under-the-counter rice-dealing, clean up your life! We have plans to cure those who are addicted to whale-tails, to resistor-chip meth.
For the Honor and the Glory of the great nation Online! For the country of Forumslovakia!

I believe in equality of the Board! Just because you were raised in the moronosphere doesn't mean you're doomed to Stupidcity forever! YOU HAVE A CHANCE! Natural-born retard? No problem, we have the tools to educate you. The FAQt is, most of the idiots enter our community UNWILLING to learn and continue to live the life of morondegeneracy and it degrades our community! Our elite is moving out, searching for fairer grounds, and our ridiculoretard population is replacing them. For shame!


I believe in equality of the Board! Have you been living in Geo-Town for too long? Demanding reparations because you feel like you have no chance to succeed? Here is your chance, but only YOU have to make it work! What does it take? Let's look at the FAQts again! Let's use the tools of education that we have provided you for FREE!
do you see the world rewriting the words of Nietzsche, because the world is too lazy to look up his books to read his words? NO! They SEARCH for his original manuscripts in the LIBRARY of knowledge!
Just because you lived in disparity does not mean we OWE it to you to spoon-feed you information. We give you the tools, we give you the resources, now do something by yourself, for yourself, work work work!
We are not OBLIGED to work for you
We are not OBLIGED to read for you
We are not OBLIGED to assist you in any way

However, if you show yourself to be a respectful part of our community,
We do not see assistance as an obligation.
We see it as a...
DELIGHT!


But if you stomp in our homes and DEMAND we help you while INSULTING our dignity...

Or, IF U CUM 2 TEH BORD N LOL WANT US TO HELP NOW OR WTF I GET PISSED AND DEMAND U HELP CUZZ U OWE IT TO ME NOW ROFL STOP BEING JERK N DU AS I TELL U OK GIVE ME EVERYTHING U KNO NOW

... We start barring our windows and doors protecting ourselves.
Protecting ourselves from who?
Fordmerica? NO!
Hondania? NO!
peugeotway? NO! NO! NO!
We're protecting ourselves from our OWN community! Our OWN precious Forumslovakia!

And this must change!
This must change!

only
>YOU!<
can change it!

[se7en]

Lol! A speach was what I was looking for! That's freaking hilarious!!!!!

Heil superK lol

It's fitting that you responded first since I was going to vote for you

Oh yeah? And what made you want to do that huh? lol

I joke I joke.

I'm not that bad am I?

7

[Mnemonic]

SuperK for Cuba in 2009!!! lol

[umcamara]

ALL heil!!!

[RS_OBD'oh_2]

[Savin]

that speech was......
very moving *sheds a tear* lol, but it was good stuff.

All heil the K of Super!

[Stablo87]

Nice manifesto, did you get kicked out of mechanic school by some hondanians by any chance?

[SuperK]

yes, actually, I did get kicked out of mechanic school by the hondanians, stablo. Thanks for bringing up such a... painful memory.

Apparently I almost made it to my "H-man Mechanic" license...

But I had to take the license test beforehand and FAILED miserably.

I got question #5, "How many Horsepowers! does air intake give your 105HP civic!" a. .5HP, b. 5HP, c. 50HP

The answer was C. I would have never guessed.

the next question, "To gain MAXIMUM POWA out of your Honda, you must have:" a. increase HP/Torque b. Increase size of Rims c. Increase backpressure d. both B and C.

Yes, it was D. I was so surprised.


So I was kicked out immediately because I argued these questions with the license instructors.

Oh well.

[Mooneggs]

LOL superk have you thought of writing a book with all your thoughts? I mean I know it would be volumes.....