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ALRIGHT... can you create an acronyms?
Posted: March 30th, 2005, 1:32 am
by prototype
Alright, here's what I have so far...
Civic stands for : Crappiest Import Vehicle In Country...
Neon stands for : New Econocar Outperforms Nothing...
Focus stands for : Ford Obviously Creates Ugly s---...
now...
Miata stands for : Monster In A Tiny Appearence
Have any other ideas?
Oh yes I've read somewhere HONDA should mean How Odd No Damn Acceleration...
Now add on! If you don't agree with something, don't get bitchy, just make fun of something else.
Posted: March 30th, 2005, 2:58 am
by 93SOHC
ive heard a few:
honda: hold on not done accelerating
Ford: found on road dead
Heres one I made, however untrue, I am a big fan of the Festiva regaurdless:
Festiva: Fast enough to intimidate volkswagens a$$hole!
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I made this post in about 45 seconds...
Posted: March 30th, 2005, 10:08 am
by Dave-UK-MX3-V6-SE
mazda - marvellous aftermarket ZE destroys anything (sounds like a headline!)
eunos - ever underestimated never over steers (poor i know..)
this is fun!
Posted: March 30th, 2005, 10:23 am
by Tunes67
Ok gotta share this one.. Sorry in advance Mitmaks - I made these up years ago when in hot rod competition with my buddy that built the 72 Cuda 340 4 speed car.
Mopar - Most Owners Probably Are Retarded
Mopar - Move Over Police Approaching Rapidly
These ford ones I didnt make up.. just heard them around..
Fix Or Repair Daily
F*cked On Race Day
First On Race Day (Chaaa Right)
Fiat = Fix It Again Tony
Honda = Horny Obnoxious Nerds Desiring Acceptance (Yeah I know its weak but its way early here LOL)
Tunes67
Posted: March 30th, 2005, 10:38 am
by jschrauwen
For Pete's sake Tunes, you beat me to some of them, we've gotta be from the same vintage. BTW, another troubled motorist in V6 forum, don't you just feel like AAA sometimes....LOL
Posted: March 30th, 2005, 10:42 am
by Tunes67
Yeah.. I saw that.. but he is running modified.. I tend to steer clear of advice on the heavily modified (ZE swap for example) cars because I have no first hand experience with them. I just dont know enough about these cars yet. But in a couple of years.. When I get my SE GS car.. well thats when I will really start bustin my knuckles again
Tunes67
Posted: March 31st, 2005, 12:38 pm
by mmonid
I have a few that I remember seeing a while ago:
Ford
F***** Only Runs Downhill
Found On Road Dead
Pontiac
Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Caddilac
GMC
Gets More Chicks
BMW
Big Monsterous Wreak
Posted: March 31st, 2005, 1:02 pm
by Tunes67
Heh.. I always heard BMW = Break My Window But thats just around here I suppose
Tunes67
Posted: March 31st, 2005, 8:33 pm
by freyguy_412
Chevrolet: Cheap Hemi Engine Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Dodge: Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment
Ford (When Spelled Backward): Driver Returns On Foot
Posted: March 31st, 2005, 8:38 pm
by Tunes67
Except Chevrolet never produced a "Hemi" engine.. that was a Mopar/Chrystler thing
Tunes67
Posted: March 31st, 2005, 10:00 pm
by justintoxicated
FORD= F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge
VW= Vagina Within
MAZDA = Most Always Zipping Along
Posted: April 1st, 2005, 2:44 pm
by 93SOHC
MAZDA = Most Always Zipping Along
forgot the 'd'
Posted: April 1st, 2005, 2:57 pm
by JWMX3
GMC
Gods Mechanical Curse
Posted: April 1st, 2005, 8:13 pm
by freyguy_412
Except Chevrolet never produced a "Hemi" engine.. that was a Mopar/Chrystler thing
The fact that it's a "cheap" hemi engine refers to Chevrolet trying to compete, using a cheap wanna be version... or something. I dunno
Posted: April 1st, 2005, 11:06 pm
by Tunes67
That could be.. hadnt thought of it that way.. though one of the reasons I enjoyed my Chevy when I had it was because the parts were so cheap
Tunes67