ALRIGHT... can you create an acronyms?

prototype · Post by **prototype** » March 30th, 2005, 1:32 am

Alright, here's what I have so far...

Civic stands for : Crappiest Import Vehicle In Country...
Neon stands for : New Econocar Outperforms Nothing...
Focus stands for : Ford Obviously Creates Ugly s---...

now...

Miata stands for : Monster In A Tiny Appearence

Have any other ideas?

Oh yes I've read somewhere HONDA should mean How Odd No Damn Acceleration...

Now add on! If you don't agree with something, don't get bitchy, just make fun of something else.

93SOHC · Post by **93SOHC** » March 30th, 2005, 2:58 am

ive heard a few:
honda: hold on not done accelerating
Ford: found on road dead

Heres one I made, however untrue, I am a big fan of the Festiva regaurdless:
Festiva: Fast enough to intimidate volkswagens a$$hole!
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I made this post in about 45 seconds...

Dave-UK-MX3-V6-SE · Post by **Dave-UK-MX3-V6-SE** » March 30th, 2005, 10:08 am

mazda - marvellous aftermarket ZE destroys anything (sounds like a headline!)

eunos - ever underestimated never over steers (poor i know..)

this is fun!

Tunes67 · Post by **Tunes67** » March 30th, 2005, 10:23 am

Ok gotta share this one.. Sorry in advance Mitmaks - I made these up years ago when in hot rod competition with my buddy that built the 72 Cuda 340 4 speed car.

Mopar - Most Owners Probably Are Retarded
Mopar - Move Over Police Approaching Rapidly

These ford ones I didnt make up.. just heard them around..

Fix Or Repair Daily
F*cked On Race Day
First On Race Day (Chaaa Right)

Fiat = Fix It Again Tony

Honda = Horny Obnoxious Nerds Desiring Acceptance (Yeah I know its weak but its way early here LOL)

Tunes67

jschrauwen · Post by **jschrauwen** » March 30th, 2005, 10:38 am

For Pete's sake Tunes, you beat me to some of them, we've gotta be from the same vintage. BTW, another troubled motorist in V6 forum, don't you just feel like AAA sometimes....LOL

Tunes67 · Post by **Tunes67** » March 30th, 2005, 10:42 am

Yeah.. I saw that.. but he is running modified.. I tend to steer clear of advice on the heavily modified (ZE swap for example) cars because I have no first hand experience with them. I just dont know enough about these cars yet. But in a couple of years.. When I get my SE GS car.. well thats when I will really start bustin my knuckles again

Tunes67

mmonid · Post by **mmonid** » March 31st, 2005, 12:38 pm

I have a few that I remember seeing a while ago:

Ford
F***** Only Runs Downhill
Found On Road Dead

Pontiac
Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Caddilac

GMC
Gets More Chicks

BMW
Big Monsterous Wreak

Tunes67 · Post by **Tunes67** » March 31st, 2005, 1:02 pm

Heh.. I always heard BMW = Break My Window But thats just around here I suppose

Tunes67

freyguy_412 · Post by **freyguy_412** » March 31st, 2005, 8:33 pm

Chevrolet: Cheap Hemi Engine Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Dodge: Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment

Ford (When Spelled Backward): Driver Returns On Foot

Tunes67 · Post by **Tunes67** » March 31st, 2005, 8:38 pm

Except Chevrolet never produced a "Hemi" engine.. that was a Mopar/Chrystler thing

Tunes67

justintoxicated · Post by **justintoxicated** » March 31st, 2005, 10:00 pm

FORD= F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge
VW= Vagina Within
MAZDA = Most Always Zipping Along

93SOHC · Post by **93SOHC** » April 1st, 2005, 2:44 pm

MAZDA = Most Always Zipping Along
forgot the 'd'

JWMX3 · Post by **JWMX3** » April 1st, 2005, 2:57 pm

GMC

Gods Mechanical Curse

freyguy_412 · Post by **freyguy_412** » April 1st, 2005, 8:13 pm

Except Chevrolet never produced a "Hemi" engine.. that was a Mopar/Chrystler thing

The fact that it's a "cheap" hemi engine refers to Chevrolet trying to compete, using a cheap wanna be version... or something. I dunno

Tunes67 · Post by **Tunes67** » April 1st, 2005, 11:06 pm

That could be.. hadnt thought of it that way.. though one of the reasons I enjoyed my Chevy when I had it was because the parts were so cheap

Tunes67