Have some fun with this guys....

[MX-3 Money]

Well I really want a KL-ZE for my mx, but I have school to pay for so i promised my parents I wounldn't get it done until my K8 died. But thats taking to long, so any ideas on killing my K8. I got these so far, forget to check the oil, but that will look like my fault, or drive with out an air filter, which i could blame on a crappy air filter. So go wild with this one guys. The less it looks like my fault the better.

[mx3man83]

pour dirt in your oil cap.

[your2slow]

twist your coolant lid a bit so it leaks. let your reserve dry out and the engine should over heat and boom. Or put something in the coolant like salt, gas, oil, pee, anything that will cause a build up in the engine. Over time it will go.

[xXdaveXx]

rofl u guys really do know how to blow up an engine .. but ya.. u know it might be a good idea i have like the same situation as u man.. my dad says my engine is ok so no need for a swap LOL imma give it a try

[Custommx3]

spend 15 bucks.. buy some slick 50, pour it in...

see if its true how long the engine lasts w/o oil

Dont do anything extremly destructive, you need some parts for the KL-ZE swap.

[nos92mx3]

hmm would it be possible to loosen the head bolts so that it acts like it has a blown head gasket and then drive around and try to warp the block ?

[MX-3 Money]

So Barry, what would be the best way to wreak it with out damaging some of the parts I might need?

[atlantamx3]

Umm-- all those would make it seem like you did it and would be pretty obvious.

I am not suggesting that you do this-- but I have seen it done before....


Take it to one of those Quikie Lube Oil change places & pay to have them change the oil.

Keep your receipt

Drive it down the street a ways, then pull over & loosen the oil drain plug to were it leaks slightly.

Wash your hands.

Drive car normally until engine locks up due to lack of lubrication. Then blame it on the Quikie-Lube place.

Bastards! They forgot to tighten your drain plug all the way! You have a receipt showing they were the last ones to do it!

Then-- they will pay for your KL-ZE swap!


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REMINDER-- I am NOT recommending that you do that!! IT IS FRAUD!!!

[Mnemonic]

Pull your spark plug and poor some bbs down in there give it a few miles it will no longer run

[BADMX3]

hahaha > atlanta's idea is the best that way it doesn't look like your fault>

info on how to destroy an engine> now mx-3.com has the most information i have ever seen for any car.

[jaydog5678]

Yeah, thanks Perry. It's guys like you who make the oil changing industry look bad. Shame on you, because you know I occasionally change oil here and there.

[JWMX3]

Lol .... Blaming it on the quickie lube guys might be one one to go for..... but id be interested in the slick 50 idea too

This post is hilarious... there should be a comedy FAQ for crap like this

[atlantamx3]

Originally posted by jaydog5678:
Yeah, thanks Perry. It's guys like you who make the oil changing industry look bad. Shame on you, because you know I occasionally change oil here and there.

LOL

I never told him to do it-- I just said that it had been done before!

I told him NOT to do it!

[Tempus]

Is it a stick?

pretend it's not.

see how fast you can go without shifting out of first... (or L1 if it's an automatic)

get the motor up past the red-line and keep it there and sooner or later something's gonna bust..

Might be a bit dramatic however, and if you throw a rod or something through the block or crankcase who knows what it might hit and damage on the way out...

If I knew what I did to ruin my K8 motor I'd tell ya, cause that's the only reason I can justify a motor swap.. not that it hasn't taken me years to save for it.. (every time I had enough saved up, and started shopping for motors, I lost my job.. poor car has 99 tabs on it, and I've gone through like 5 employers.. Gonna just go for it now, break the curse.. maybe I can find a job lasts more than a year this way.. )

[mitmaks]

put some sugar in oil