A Cop made a traffic stop on my Grand mother the other day for speeding
on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.
He asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.
She took out the required information and handed it to him.
In with the cards he was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)
to see she had a conceal carry permit. He looked at her and ask if
she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.
Something---body language, or the way she said it---made him want
to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having
a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now he had to ask one more
time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have
just one more, a .38 special in her purse. He then asked her what
was she so afraid of.
She looked him right in the eye and said, "Not a fu*king thing!"
My Grandmother
My Grandmother
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94 MX-6. Sold
92 GS KLZE 5 Speed
96 GS 5 speed, KLZE, Sold
95 GS Minty Shape Sold
92 GS Sold
92 GS Parts Car scrapped.
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Never run faster than your angel can fly!........ My angel has NOS
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haha dam i wish i had a cool grandma super awesome haha
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Re: My Grandmother
Bahahah that's gold! I swear Americans are crazy haha... Nobody in Australia has firearms, except for farmers with livestock, basically... and they have to be kept securely when not in use haha
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Dan, your grandma is a boss.
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'12 Challenger R/T + STP - 3.92 w/ LSD, JG Cam, headers, SkipShift delete, Clutch Delay Valve delete, Hurst STS, RAM Clutch Adjuster, StopTech 6 Piston Brakes, Sticky Nittos, 435 WHP
Kid Hauler:
'08 Suburban LT 4WD - TVS 1900 Blower, LF SC Cam, headers, AFM delete, true 5" lift, 33x12s, 523 WHP
First Love:
'92 GS 5 spd - Straightneck KL/67mm TB, MegaSquirt/Coilpacks, 5 lugs/Speed6 brakes/FD wheels, wiretuck, coilovers, headers, AEM WB, Borla
Deleted: VAF/Power Steering/Air Conditioning/EGR/ABS/Auto Seatbelts/etc
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What an awesome Grandmother, she seems like my old father...
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fuuuuuuuck ya!!
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92 Red GS - J-spec K8ZE, stripped interior - Written off
2004 Infinity G35 Track Edition - 6 speed manual
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