Brilliant Craigslist ad

[onlytrueromeo]

http://albany.craigslist.org/zip/1896255760.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Check out this AWESOME glass table! Crafted by space elves from planet Teegeeack. Brought here by time traveling robots. This table has been on Airforce One and once a man was killed on this table. If you would like to have a piece of furniture past present and future, come by Lawn Ave, in Albany, if, you, DARE!

Specifications:
1 midget high x 1 midget wide x 1 midget long
Can support two healthy adult midgets
Invisible... with a slight smokey shimmer
$100 - $40 (weekend sale) -$20 (coupon) -$20 (picking it up) - $20 (future services) = FREE!
May or May not come with two chairs
Frame made of De-ionized Ununhexium
Glass made from scratch resistant diamond plated glass - so when you blow lines you'll get every last speck.
If this table is not adopted by 8am Monday, it will become sentient, and walk into the sun, never to be seen or heard from again.


THE TABLE IS WAITING ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH!?

[Ryan]

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Did it have a picture?

[onlytrueromeo]

http://images.craigslist.org/3ka3m23p85 ... 031992.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

if that doesnt work i have the pic on my computer. I can still view the ad. It's just a regular glass table lol

[_-Night-Shade-_]

Hahaha

[TrevorTheGallant]

Specifications:
1 midget high x 1 midget wide x 1 midget long
Can support two healthy adult midgets
Invisible... with a slight smokey shimmer
$100 - $40 (weekend sale) -$20 (coupon) -$20 (picking it up) - $20 (future services) = FREE!
May or May not come with two chairs
Frame made of De-ionized Ununhexium
Glass made from scratch resistant diamond plated glass - so when you blow lines you'll get every last speck.
If this table is not adopted by 8am Monday, it will become sentient, and walk into the sun, never to be seen or heard from again.


THE TABLE IS WAITING ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH!?

ROFL