I have something important to tell everyone.

Franko · Post by **Franko** » September 29th, 2005, 11:04 am

I have made a decision that may effect some of you negatively.
Ive decided that I personally am going to change the speed at which the earth spins around the sun. There is no need to be alarmed.. I have a good reason to do this. You see, Ive invented a machine that can change the bippiological mass of the earth which also conveniently prints ajusted calendars for the year. The result of this is completely eliminating winter. The new year will consist of the months April, May, June, July and August. December will also be avalilable although it is only 3 days long (24,25,26). This new year that I have created will only be 156 days long but doing so will have completely phased out winter. Those of you who enjoy winter sports and own snow machines you have my sincerest apologies but Im afraid I just cant take it anymore. Thank you for your time.

nos92mx3 · Post by **nos92mx3** » September 29th, 2005, 12:26 pm

I got your back Franko, if any of those snow loving sissys want some lemme know , ill f--- em up.

ovendenk · Post by **ovendenk** » September 29th, 2005, 12:49 pm

what about turkey day???

Chiggles · Post by **Chiggles** » September 29th, 2005, 12:56 pm

ovendenk wrote:

what about turkey day???

Are you telling us you've never had Christmas Turkey??!?!

ovendenk · Post by **ovendenk** » September 29th, 2005, 1:08 pm

Chiggles wrote:
ovendenk wrote:

what about turkey day???
Are you telling us you've never had Christmas Turkey??!?!

ya ya ya, it's still not turkey day though.

papa roached · Post by **papa roached** » September 29th, 2005, 6:17 pm

i got yo back franko

Macen · Post by **Macen** » September 29th, 2005, 6:41 pm

Please don't remove Super Bowl sunday. I beg you!!
And new year's eve too.
The rest is ok.

cb mx3 · Post by **cb mx3** » September 29th, 2005, 10:12 pm

Sounds good. As a true canuck (a hockey player) I need hockey or atleast when it matters, the playoffs, so i'm glad to see april and may. I like it.

vozaday2000 · Post by **vozaday2000** » September 29th, 2005, 11:16 pm

meh.. i'll just put wheels on my sled. gets too cold up here anyways (well in meadow lake, sask anyways. calgary ain't that cold)

jschrauwen · Post by **jschrauwen** » September 30th, 2005, 1:15 pm

Awwww!!!, already done Franko. Some radical equator group beat you to it.

Meep · Post by **Meep** » October 1st, 2005, 6:44 pm

Sweet you kept Dec. 24th. At least I can still get birthday presents then...

PATDIESEL · Post by **PATDIESEL** » October 3rd, 2005, 12:42 am

Yeah, I think that you have been beaten to it, it is called "global warming". Some sort of evil plan created by Doctor Evil I think. Soon enough there will be no winter... Bad news for me here in Georgia. We don't really have winter to begin with and now it is going to be hot as hell all year round, thanks!!!

Franko · Post by **Franko** » October 5th, 2005, 12:20 am

PATDIESEL wrote:Yeah, I think that you have been beaten to it, it is called "global warming". Some sort of evil plan created by Doctor Evil I think. Soon enough there will be no winter... Bad news for me here in Georgia. We don't really have winter to begin with and now it is going to be hot as hell all year round, thanks!!!

Actually did you know that global warming is a myth. There is no evidence that greenhouse gasses have or ever will cause the earth to warm up. The earth goes through natural cycles of cooling and warming over tens of thousands of years. Also there has been an tiny increase in solar activity so that causes the tempreature to rise by a couple of extra degrees. Its very weird this year due to some weather systems around last christmas and the way the jetstream is and so on.. has caused the ocean to be a couple of degrees warmer causing all these hurricanes.
I wouldent worry about it though.. Im the kind of person that gets VERY worried about things like that.. really silly things and so I did a whole bunch of research on it and that is what I found out.

If youre like me and worry about STUPID things then just do this..
Take it easy and relax.. Turbo your mx!