My buddy had a problem when she walked out to her car one morning. Something was not right. She could see the cat burgler!!! When she called me and told me what was going on, I asked "Someone was breaking into your car!!???" She screamed "YEAH! And the &$@ker's still in there!" I rushed over and as I pulled up with Ivana I could see my buddy's car door open. I walked up and she came out of her house and pointed to her car and yelled "There it is!!"
Turns out a damn CAT (meow meow) was stuck in the window of her car. It tried to get inside and slipped off the roof and got stuck in the crack of the window. Just hanging there. She thought it was dead but the poor guy was all out of it an' stuff.

I thought I was gonna have to kick some would-be thief's A$$.
The cat's ok and my friend is still a little shaken. "It could have been worse." I said.
Anything weird like this happen to you guys?

Before you criticize someone, you should drive a mile in their wheels. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their wheels.