Two rednecks go in for a job interview but are turned down because of their lack of education. They decide to go back to school, but before they can enroll they have to talk to a councelor to find out exactly what classes they need to take. After talking to the first redneck for a little while, the counselor told him that he needed to take Math, English, and Logic. The redneck was confused. "What's Logic?"
"Well," said the counselor, "Logic is when you use clues to figure things out. Let's do a test."
"OK."
"First off, do you have a weedeater?"
"Yes"
"Well, logic would tell me that since you have a weedeater that you have a yard. And since you have a yard, you have a house, and since you have a house, you probably have a wife. And since you have a wife, logic would tell me that you are heterosexual"
The redneck is amazed that this guy he had never met could figure out so much about him by using this "logic." He walks back to his friend with a big smile on his face. His friend asks, "What classes are you takin?" He replies "Math, English, and Logic" His friend is confused. "What's logic?"
"Well, let's do a test. Do you have a weedeater"
His friend thinks for a little bit. "No."
The first redneck replies, "***!"<p>
I think we should all post (clean) jokes on this thread. Just to make each other laugh.<p>[ April 29, 2003: Message edited by: VizualXTC ]</p>
