U know you're a ricer when...

[cjthor]

1. You find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you got twice as many cylindaz" after EVERY race.
2. You have a 4-door 'type-R'.
3. Your gumby pants make it hard to shift.
4. More than 10 of your mods involve shielding what's actually underneath.
5. You have stickers that even most asians don't understand.
6. You have stickers for parts you don't have.
7. You refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'.
8. Your car has so much camber it can drive on its side.
9. When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter.
10. You go into a parts store and ask for a 2" to 5" adapter for your exhaust.
11. You have 'powered by' anything anywhere on the car.
12. Birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees.
13. You sell crack for the image, not the money.
14. You have 'N/T' polished on one side of the car and don't know what bracket racing is.
15. You will only race if the other guy removes four spark plugs.
16. You can't race uphills.
17. You have 'All Motor' emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 14.50 dial-in
18. You brag about having nitrous and have a 14.50 dial-in.
19. The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars.
20. You've spent more money on stickers, stripes and neon than you did on actual performance mods.
21. You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin.
22. Your tach is bigger than your head.
23. You have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic.
24. You refuse to race because it's a 'show car'.
25. Your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" exhaust tip.
26. At autocross events you don't compete because you have a drag-race setup, and at drag races you brag about kicking *** at the autocross.
27. You have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager.
28. You brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
29. Two years ago, your mom used to drive you to school in what's now your 'race car'.
30. Your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
31. You think your stock 88 CRX can beat my turbo MX-3!<p>[ August 26, 2003: Message edited by: cjthor ]</p>

[992mmx3]

hassahahahaha, thats awesome! One more to add cause I've seen it so often lately:
You have a huge AKIMOTO intake windshield banner, and a type R sticker on your 80's nissan sentra.
BTW, what the hell is Akimoto anyways? It even SOUNDS cheap, lol.

[Spydie]

LOL...

[cjthor]

28. You brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
sounds like some people on this site... LOL

[mx3TT]

Brings me back to the days of the kids in my highschool(I only graduated in June) All the kids my age all have hondas and Acuras, and they all apply to your list.

[hotsiit]

hehe thats pretty funny...I especially like #31

[papa roached]

31 is da own!

[992mmx3]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by cjthor:
28. You brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
sounds like some people on this site... LOL<hr></blockquote><p>Uh-oh, thats me and Darren, lol! Bah-humbug, whats a turbo kit on a car when you can have a spare manifold/turbo sitting in your room lookin' pretty.

[Manach]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by 992mmx3:
<p>Uh-oh, thats me and Darren, lol! Bah-humbug, whats a turbo kit on a car when you can have a spare manifold/turbo sitting in your room lookin' pretty. <p>But, I got no excuses instead of.. I don't have every parts I need 500$ more Canadian Bucks.. and, huh, I bought an Extra engine, for fun <p>muehehehe..

[Spydie]

my excuse is...it's ALL for sale now, MX and all..install it yourself
even if I wasn't selling it, I got it less than a week ago, how fast do you think I can do this?<p>
But if I may add some others.....
You think seat covers add HP.
You think stickers/decals add HP
You watch a DVD while driving
You drive at night with a blue dome light on<p>[ August 28, 2003: Message edited by: Darren Hyderman ]</p>