<p>Peace Activist Etiquette<p> With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will encounter "PeaceActivists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from
retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001,
and those who support terror.<p> These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of us don't know
how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of
their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:<p>1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They will
tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did
this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably use many
arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.<p>2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the
nose.<p>3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and
they may try to hit you, so be careful.<p>4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about
more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if
they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks,
they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must
lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.<p>5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.<p>6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much
harder. Square in the nose.<p>7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot
realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.<p>8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim,a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people, or a despot attacking his own people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost.<p> We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us and
our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We
have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting
hit in the nose.<p> Lesson over, class dismissed.
