Heres a good joke for the cold season.

[cjthor]

The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The poor fellow's eyes are kind of bugging out, and, overall he appears to be somewhat panic-stricken.<BR>The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"<BR>The clerk replies, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." <BR>The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxative!" <BR>To which the clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"

[SmokyMcGee]

Heres a nice blonde joke.. i hope no one is offended... my girlfriend is blonde btw<P><BR>A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"<P>She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."<P><BR>scroll down...<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR> <P>[ October 10, 2002: Message edited by: SmokyMcGee ]<p>[ October 10, 2002: Message edited by: SmokyMcGee ]

[antwawn]

that was pretty nifty

[dam2009]

[Guest]

lol