the fast and the furious (nerd quotes)

[Juans_93_MX3]

You almost hacked me? you never hacked me you never hacked your own box!

I need ram, a 512 chip, better make it 2 and harry i need them by tonight

Its not how you sit at your computer, its how you operate it.

i live my life 1/4 gig of porno at a time, for those 10 seconds or less, im free

Granny typing..not double clickin like ya should

More than you can afford pal....Dell.

you never had me.. you never had your firewall!

DAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWSSSSSS!!!!! (DOS for the slow lamers)

Brian: Hector came into the shop and bought some ram, a new motherboard, a 60 gig HD, and a wireless optical mouse.
Dom: So what are you saying? Are we going to break into everyone's house before LAN wars?

900 MHz of Silicon Valley Muscle. So much RAM, the HD twisted comin' off the line.

I used to network here in High School..that router is exactly 1/4 mile away. On green, I'm goin' for it.

Ask any coder any real coder, visual basic is newbie.

You cant install a grphx card with the case on.

Brian: I lose, the winner takes my ram clean and clear. But, if I win, I take the ram, and I take the hard drive.
Dom: hard drive?
Brian: To some people that's more important.

G6-900 box NO SH!T!!!

BULLSH!T a$$hole!! NO ONE LIKES THE PC133 HERE!!!

You're lucky that 100 shot overclock didn't blow the HD on the data intake

More than you can afford pal, Custom Built.

they hacked into my database, disresepected my files
I never Hacked Nobody

Dom, I'm not stupid. I know you didn't pay for all that sh!t under the case of those computers by selling gfx cards and doing drive re-alignments. Now, whatever it is, I want in on it too.. *gets piece of paper* whats this? Directions...to Hack Wars..we'll see how you do, then we'll talk

I see an alpha amd heatsink with copper inlay, a water cooling system, a pci slot blower, a scsi controller, direct port packet system kombopulator, and a stand alone hardware raid management system, not a bad way to spend $10,000.

You hack her C drive i'll hack your BIOS

vince: talk to me jesse this aint workin brother.
jesse: its ur hard drive its got a nasty Virus thats y ur downloading only at 13KBs. I'd update your antivirus subscription pulse and tune your firewall

i have that computar vi, computar vir.... computer virus? yes that sh!t! the only thing that seems to calm me down is routers.

from the survelance logs id get off on her shared directory too

Talk to me jesse, this ain't workin' brotha'
Your unloading in Num lock, We need to tune your front side bus timing back 3 degrees, and you will run 9's

What the hell is this?
This is your computer...
My computer? I said a 100 gig hd not a 10 gig.
You could probably store a few porno pics on here or one money shot clip

See that? That’s mine, but I ain’t cutin' it loose tonight, I’m goin' legit homey, ever hear of the virus circuit?

Dom: Waddaya got there?
Brian: This is your computer.
Dom: My computer? I said a 1GHz, not a 186.
Brian: No faith.
Dom: Oh, I have faith in you, but this isn't a junk heap, this is a LAN shop.
Brian: Pop the case.
Dom: Pop the case?
Brian: Pop the case.
Jesse: 2GHz processor, no sh!t.
Brian: What did I tell you?
Dom: I retract my previous statement.
Jesse: This will decimate all AFTER you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Dell.
Dom: Put it on my tab at Harry's. I gotta get you FPS'ing again so I can make some money off your a--. There's a LAN party in the rec hall next week, and that's where you'll do it. And another thing, when you're not working at Harry's you're working here. If you can't find the right tool in this LAN shop, Mr. Arizona, you don't belong near a computer.
Mia: He owns you now.

Jesse: It's got a 5 1/4" case fan, 1.5 gigs of DDR, RAID-5 with a redline of 10,000 RPM, Ultra-Wide...
Dom: And a self-updating copy of McAfee VirusScan ...not a bad way to spend ten thousand dollars.

Bill Gates, that sounds like a serial killer name, is that what you are?

Johnny: Quake Wars is next week, get ready to have your a-- handed to you!
Dom: What're you gonna do it with, that crotch rocket launcher?
Johnny: You'll see.

So much ram, the mobo twisted on POST.

I'll take one maxtor HD, no cables...
BULLSH!T a$$hole, No one likes the Maxtor here.

my frame rate topped out at 54 frames per second....
i need a Geforce 4... you know what? let's make it 2... and harry, i need it by tonight...

My CPU topped out at 1.5ghz today. I need heatsinks

*sniff sniff* I smell.......floppies.
Pack it up before i leave cd-rom's on yo' face

i don't have any cash, but i do have a password to a porn site, so check it out it's like this. i lose, winner takes all my porn clean and clear, but if i win, i take your porn, and you take off my internet filter

what's going on around here?
LAN room's closed pizza boy, fina another way to get porn
dang single guys wasting three cents

I just went in there, and Hector is gonna be running 3 Gateway 700 XLs, with Pentium 4s. And on top of that, he just came into Best Buy and he ordered three 24X CD-R drives with DVD-R capability, and an APC back-up battery protector.

Tran: Go have him fetch my disk.
Dom: Fetch your disk? We're not on your server anymore, you better watch who you talk to like that.

Dom: What are you smilin' about?
Brian: Dude, I almost had you!
Dom: You almost had me? You never had me, you never had your flag. Granny camping, not double fragging like ya should! You're lucky that extra hit of DOS didn't blow the keys off the keyboard... you almost had me?... Now me and the mad Scientist have to rip apart the motherboard and replace the processor you just fried... ask any gamer, any real gamer, it dosn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning

Tran: Turetto! haxor entered my sub-net! disrespected my Gibson!
Dom: I NEVER PINGED NO BODY!

[relisys_3200]

i live my life 1/4 gig of porno at a time, for those 10 seconds or less, im free

[93SOHC]

some people have WAAAAAYYYYYY to much time on thier hands.

[fry_81]

i live my life 1/4 gig of porno at a time, for those 10 seconds or less, im free

lol

[nope-mx3]

Oh man, this was just BRILLIANT!

There were some really good quotes there

nope-mx3

[jplar]

More than you can afford pal....Dell.

Everyone knows that Alienware is the premiere rig. Awesome lines, but the specs are outdated. I wonder if the author of these knows the difference between KB and Kb.

[mitmaks]

ha ha I love these even more than "originals" thanks, made my day lol

[manowar821]

Wow, those actually kept my attention to the end, that doesn't happen often!

[Nd4SpdSe]

correction

Dom: Waddaya got there?
Brian: This is your computer.
Dom: My computer? I said a 1GHz, not a 186.
Brian: No faith.
Dom: Oh, I have faith in you, but this isn't a junk heap, this is a LAN shop.
Brian: Pop the case.
Dom: Pop the case?
Brian: Pop the case.
Jesse: 2GHz processor, no sh!t.
Brian: What did I tell you?
Dom: I retract my previous statement.
Jesse: This will decimate all AFTER you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Dell.
Dom: Put it on my tab at Harry's. I gotta get you FPS'ing again so I can make some money off your a--. There's a LAN party in the rec hall next week, and that's where you'll do it. And another thing, when you're not working at Harry's you're working here. If you can't find the right tool in this LAN shop, Mr. Arizona, you don't belong near a computer.
Mia: He pwn3d you.