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Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 28th, 2011, 9:53 pm
by AaronTietje
Ok who's going opening day, who's going sometime, and who could care less.



(I'll be there opening day lol :freak: )

Re: Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 28th, 2011, 10:26 pm
by Sleeper6
Me!

Re: Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 28th, 2011, 10:29 pm
by wytbishop
I'm just going to repost the comments I made in anticipation of FF4...
wytbishop wrote:I genuinely believed when I saw the movie "xXx" that I had seen the depths of movie making despair...then came "The Fast and the Furious" and I was proven wrong.

I thought surely this movie was impossible to dethrone as worst ever, but again, "The Faster and the Furious-er" made a liar out of me.

I had truly given up hope that any cinematic effort could possibly have less value than that, but Part III "Even Faster and way more Furious-er" brought me well nigh my own death...it was that bad.

No audience could withstand the blast of so horrible a movie...THEY MUST BE STOPPED!!! But did they stop? OH NO...Part III, "The Fastest and the Furious-est" actually caused several deaths in theaters worldwide...except in the US strangely...hmmm.

Part IV cannot be watched! You will all perish! It's like The Ring...you watch it and 7 days later you die...only it's not 7 days later...you won't even make it through the opening credits because you will tear your own eyes out and eat your own face to escape the horror of acting so horrendous, so barbaric.

I implore you...DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE!!!

You've been warned.
By some miracle the majority of viewers of part 4 survived. I predict movie theaters around the world will simultaneously implode when this movie is screened...creating a black hole beneath the Earth's crust...destroying the planet.

So as a result of all of you spending your money frivolously in movie theaters...creating the inevitable escalation of this cinematic horror...we're all going to die.

Re: Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 28th, 2011, 11:20 pm
by Flyer
Fast Five...what is it? Some gay porn movie?

Re: Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 28th, 2011, 11:37 pm
by _-Night-Shade-_
I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free. I need FRIES! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight. You're lucky the double shot of BBQ sauce didn't blow the seam on your nugget box. There she is, 2 pounds of pure beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat. Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But if I win, I take the burger and the toy. To some people, that's more important.

Re: Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 28th, 2011, 11:38 pm
by Daninski
Flyer wrote:Fast Five...what is it? Some gay porn movie?
No it's not so you might as well stay home and surf your gay porn sites,,,or do some vacuuming. :P

Re: Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 29th, 2011, 1:55 am
by _-Night-Shade-_
Daninski wrote:
Flyer wrote:Fast Five...what is it? Some gay porn movie?
No it's not so you might as well stay home and surf your gay porn sites,,,or do some vacuuming. :P
LMFAO! YES what a comeback! That's right Johnny boy, don't get excited :lol:

Re: Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 29th, 2011, 2:28 am
by Ryan
Couldn't care less :)

But its one of the car movies the GF will want to watch, so I'll download it at some point....

Re: Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 29th, 2011, 9:01 am
by Nd4SpdSe
There's a few car clubs around Toronto and the GTA making a night out of it, I'd be with them if they weren't so far...

Indeed, plan is go to tonight right after supper for the 6:50 show.

:oops:

Re: Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 29th, 2011, 9:38 am
by wytbishop
This is movie will cause the first true zombie appolcalypse. 2-5% of audience members will have their brains melted by Vin Diesel's brutal acting and the movie's incredibly transparent story arc. Those affected will go out into the night driving like retards and eating the brains of K-Car drivers.

You heard it here first.

Re: Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 29th, 2011, 10:18 am
by Ryan
I have always looked forward to the Zombie Apocalypse... Thanks Wyt, I'll start preparing my building of choice... I'm thinking a school, or a fire hall...

Re: Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 29th, 2011, 11:36 am
by Mooneggs
Yes I'm going to go see it... I don't get why everyone is so opposed? Sure it's cheesy but it's only for entertainment... if you aren't entertained by it, then don't go... :shrug: :freak:

Re: Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 29th, 2011, 11:47 am
by wytbishop
So for I seem to be the only one opposed.

I just want you all to know that when the zombie appolcalypse comes I WILL smash your head in with a shovel.

It isn't personal.

Re: Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 29th, 2011, 11:59 am
by AaronTietje
My brother saw it last night and said to STAY AFTER THE CREDITS ROLE. :D

Re: Fast 5 Tomorrow...................

Posted: April 29th, 2011, 12:18 pm
by jollyrancher
I'm a sucker for it and can't wait! Then again, I am a woman afterall :mrgreen:

Just to add to Aaron's post, def. stay after credits, as per Vin himself on FB lol.