My Tires got Slashed

[SuperK]

Brand new. Only a few months old. They got slashed by some s***head russian prick with a crutch.

They tried all day to get me alone in a empty parking lot tonight. There's a gang of them.

Words cannot describe what I want to do to this man... if only I wasn't a christian. All I can think of in my head is "Thou shalt not murder."

[Ryan]

Steal his wallet and go to the copper station. Take photos. Make him buy you some nice new ones..

Jerks.

Did you do anything to piss him/them off?

[onlytrueromeo]

WHat?! This is ridiculous!

Can you call the police? Set up a video camera in your car, leave it there and hide in someone elses car in viewing distance, then when they go towards it, call the cops LOL. Although you risk more damage.

[SuperK]

It was a language barrier... Get this... he thought I owed him fifteen F*CKING dollars, and threatened me with bodily harm because of it at work. i reported him to management and had witnesses that heard what he said.

This is how he responded.

[onlytrueromeo]

So what are you going to do? Can you prove it was him?

[SuperK]

Also the cops can't do anything about it. I didn't *see* him do it, and I didn't *record* him saying he would do it.

[onlytrueromeo]

Just try to catch him bragging about it? Does insurance cover that?

[Ryan]

Weren't there people at work who witnessed him being angry? is it coincidence that your tires were slashed later that day? I'd say thats something.

[onlytrueromeo]

There are no security cameras in the parking lot?


I am mad for you!

[SuperK]

That's nothing, ryan. No conclusive evidence linking him to the vandalism. It can be a huge "coincidence"

I want to take a pound of sugar and cram it down his gas tank so bad.

[Savin]

Stupid Russians....

That really sucks, SuperK. I'm sorry to hear that happened.


Sugar? no....bleach works better, or so I've heard.

[onlytrueromeo]

If you're gunna do that, wait awhile so you don't get caught, lol. Besides, it won't kill the car anyway.

Read this HILARIOUS esp. the dollar bill one!
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[Ryan]

I can think of hundreds of cheap things that would do it...

toothpaste
urine
rice (lol)

The reason bleach kills it is because of the chlorine reacting with the gas. Any halogen will wreck gasoline, I think.


You should leak all of the air out of his tires. A little rock will do it.

How mean are you feeling? Loosen all the bolts on the drivers side tires.

Meaner? put a 1/2 lb of thermite on his hood with a gram of zinc in the middle and light that baby.... but that will draw LOTS of attention.

Even meaner? Drill a 1/8 hole in his tank and light the puddle.

[projectzemx3]

or dump a couple bottles of brake fluid all over his car. it strips paint like nobodys business and iodizes the metal so you cant paint on it ever again.


if this was me tho, i wouldnt do anything to his car. i would walk right up to him and beat the f--- out of him. i would break his nose first, then his jaw and then kick his open leg right on the inside of the knee and blow it right out for him. then when hes down i would stomp his rib cage and told him if he ever fucked with me again i would drug and rape his mother, infront of his little sister, then i would kill them both and burn the house down along with the evidence inside.

thats just me tho...

[SuperK]

Any form of revenge would have to show to be a bit "unlikely it was me"
He's got friends, his little russian little posse, and I don't want to start a war. If I retaliate, he's going to retaliate back, with friends.

Also, my girlfriend works at the same place I do. I can't push it too far. If he did something to her I WOULD KILL him. In the worst, most painful possible way, starting with his nuts, causing as much pain as I could.