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So I'm down in my parking garage tuning my remote starter to crank the engine longer. In order to test it I have to leave the alarm armed.

I finish my soldering job, test it .. works great. I'm starting to pack my tools away when this hot chick who parks 3 spaces down walks by towards her car and looks at me. I shoot her one of these:

I happened to have a wrench in my hand (from tightening a ground bolt), which I flip around to put away in my tool bag, but end up dropping it on the engine... which sets the alarm off, right beside my ear... scaring the living s--- out of me.

I jump, hit my head on the hood, which manages to dislodge the support bar, and the whole thing comes down on my head.

She laughed her a-- off. Smoooooth. So smooth.

Your anguish sustains me =3

You totally should have gotten her number out of that, even for pity's sake!

That would have been funny to see....If you see her again, at least you have an icebreaker....

use that to your advantage! you are golden for the next time you see her.

We'll see.

Tard!
Dude, I would feel so stupid if that happen to me.

Flyer wrote:Your anguish sustains me =3

Oh there there, let me dry those tears. (licks his fingers with Meg's tears on them) Oh, oh yes yes, your anguish sustains me.

I'm telling you, what you just did will be infinitely more effective than trying to be smooth!

LOOLLLLLLLL

lol thats the funniest thing, I heard in a long time..... WWOOOWW sssoooo not cool

You need to move Dude there's no recovering from that unless that chicks into tards. lol
Anyway is the car ok, motors not scratched or the hoods not dented or anything. Whew good. Now start packing and MOVE.

Honestly, if you could start a conversation, and say that her beauty caused all that, she'd be flattered. Chicks dig guys that they think they can help.
That is classic, and she definitely told her friends. Tell her she owes you lunch

Ya right, she'll just invite you to the fur burger cafe

projectzemx3 wrote:use that to your advantage! you are golden for the next time you see her.

yes indeed you are guaranteed a date now!

lol great story haha I actually LOL on that one

thats awesome, shouldve played the sympathy card lol