Burn out Bragging Rights

[Daninski]

OK I wanted to hear about other burnout stories, here's mine. When I was younger I put a V8 into a 65 Econoline pickup. With the new clutch and my fat tires it burned rubber pretty good so I let it go in a Macdonalds parking lot and smoked the whole place out. Afterwards I found two holes about 1/2 inch into the asphalt from my burnout. Next day my buddy said he could out do me sooooo I opened the doors one one side of Macdonalds another guy opened the doors on the other side of the building so we got a little draft going and my buddy pulled his 1970 340 Dart Swinger up to the door and did a massive burnout that filled the resturant with smoke. Fire Trucks came, police and the Patrons came out coughing and chocking. I thought it was the best thing we'd ever done, glorious. I loved being young and stupid. Next,,,,

[RS_OBD'oh_2]

LOL

You can't make that sh!t up. That is awesome!!!!

[npspears]

I'm surprised they didn't arrest you. That is pretty dang crazy.

[Savin]

Cops back in the day were cool though. Most weren't uptight a**holes pulling you over and giving you a ticket because you "looked" like you were up to no good. Daniski is from the muscle car era, anything went.

Old people always have the best stories Haha.

[cjthor]

I got two....both ended badly...


I was cruising down "McHenry" avenue in downtown Modesto california in my lifted 77 Jeep CJ5 with a buddy of mine. We came up on a crowd of guys looking at a beautiful 70's cuda. We pulled over and were chatting with the guy in the cuda....He burned out and took off. I decided to follow.....Now mind you I had 35x12.5 BFG mud terrains...I revved up and let the clutch out...RR RR RR BOOM driveshaft split in half and I rolled to a stop...

In the MX3 I was in the taco bell drive thru. pulled up to get my food and I asked for some mild sauce and the lady said...we are out of sauce...How about ketchup? I was a bit pissed and revved up the motor and dumped it...again. rrrrrrrrrrr BOOM.... split the passenger half shaft clean in two...had to call my dad to tow my car home...

[MCNano117]

Wow stay away from my axles lol.

[Daninski]

Great story, axels I know all too well about. I went through 3rear ends, two trannies and 15 yes 15 drive shafts in my Econoline. I sent one across the street and it almost took out a bank window but hey. I beat the guy in the hole shot so F**k them. After my buddies burnout I bought a 69 balanced and blue printed 340 Dart Swinger, 456 gears in the rear end. Hey I don't want to show my age but high test gas was 58c a GALLON then and that's a Canadian gallon 4.5 liters not the chinzy Yankee gallon. We would leave our cars idleing with never a care of fuel prices, global warming or anything. Ignorance was bliss.

[Daninski]

Come on, more burn out stories.

[SuperK]

OK... When I bought my MX-3, the tires were old and the rubber was hardened and cracking.

I bought new tires from tirerack. I had them stuffed in the front seat and the hatch.
At a stop light, someone to the right was staring at me and my car with tires in it. I looked at him, looked at the tires, and gave a little shrug.

Then I dropped the weak clutch in my little 1.6l beast, and the tires squealed a little.

The end.


DON'T TELL ME MY STORY SUCKED!

It was FREAKIN' AMAZING... okay?

[Daninski]

Continually sets his standards low and still fails to achieve them. This is the Burnout forum not the "My tires sound like a chirping budge" forum but I guess your entitled to embarrass yourself if you want to.

[MCNano117]

Did I miss something?

[SuperK]

I think he missed the parody.
You're entitled to miss the irony if you want to

[MCNano117]

Oh no I get the irony lol.


Sounds like someone is out to get choo!

[tmac4t4]

the first time i ever drove my monte carlo, i coasted out of the driveway, put it in drive, and tried to press the gas pedal,,it was stuck, so i stomped on it, wound up smokin the tires and leavin a patch the length of 4 houses..only spun the tires once in the mx3, and it was rainin..the combination of sticky tires and 1.8 dont make for a tire burner

[EGR]

this one time, i burned out and this kids CEL light came on it was just so freaking AWESOME!!! he ended up crying for like 2 hours i swear