OK, I think this one is pretty good. Bout a year ago I was serving this one good-looking chick, just her. She was unhappy, so... me, being such the caring person I am (AKA working for his tip) decided she needed a good flirting-with.
Now mind you, I don't have any interest in her. She smoked, she drank, and she apparently liked to get into trouble. Not my type, you know? But heck, I'll (or I HAVE) flirt with a whale if it means she'll drop a few more $$$$'s into the wallet. (Swear I'm not a bad person!)
So I have no problem flirting with a cute one, even if I want nothing to do with her...
So the meal ends with her saying, "Do you want to get some drinks at the bar and hang out after work?"
My eyes dart back in forth in sudden mental panic, trying to find some object or instance that will be my way out. in 5 seconds, I kid you not, this is what went through my mind
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod I need an excuse... thinkthinkthinkthink FASTER! I'm completely not busy tonight DAMNIT! I'm wearing glasses and I ran out of contacts but my perscription is a few years old which means...."
And out loud, I say,
"I uh actually have an... eye exam appointment right after... I get off of work. So uh, yeah, I'll be busy this evening."
SuperK Did NOT receive the tip he worked so hard for
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