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Adaware is getting bloated nowadays...

Alternatively, you could compile your own linux kernal...

Although most of us are intelligent enough to spell "kernel" few of us know how to create one

I missed this somehow, SuperK makes another humorous yet useful contribution

Thought I'd update the first post a bit and clean it up, so it's easy to read.
If anyone has anything to add to the list, and I like it, I'll put it up.

I'd like to add that I need someone to come do it for me, since I'm computarded.