SuperK's Guide to a Happy Computer!

[Flyer]

Adaware is getting bloated nowadays...

Alternatively, you could compile your own linux kernal...

[Ryan]

Although most of us are intelligent enough to spell "kernel" few of us know how to create one

I missed this somehow, SuperK makes another humorous yet useful contribution

[SuperK]

Thought I'd update the first post a bit and clean it up, so it's easy to read.
If anyone has anything to add to the list, and I like it, I'll put it up.

[fowljesse]

I'd like to add that I need someone to come do it for me, since I'm computarded.