Wow-- Morals... Read.

[atlantamx3]

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend. She was awesome!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low-cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I received many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs . When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:

always keep your condoms in your car.

[Becker]

HAHAHA LMAO....thats f@ckin funny

[airjordon_09]

hahaha thats funny, but i would have just hit it and been on my day

[cjthor]

Sweet man...Someone emailed me a joke like that.

[Marlon]

is that true?

[TonioDLR]

We laughed so damn hard, I can barely type! Oh man that is funny!

[cjthor]

I am sure its a joke..Someone forwarded it to me last month.

[mx3man83]

That's true pimp'n material right there. Very funny stuff.

[atlantamx3]

HAHA..

Yep it was a joke.. I saw in on another Forum & thought I would share!

LOL...

[monty73741]

honestly joke or not i bee pissed @ my girl....if she did not trust me....enough not to screw someone else then why get married

[mx3chom]

Hit it and leave, thats what i would do

[992mmx3]

That would be so bad if it wasn't a joke. What dad would make his daughter take off her underwear and throw it at his future son in law??

Meh, funny anyways.

[polak_gino]

ya ive heard the exact same thing before, but it wasnt the younger sister it was a hot mom, im pretty sure someoen posted it on here before