Having a bad day?
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Having a bad day?
When you think that you are having a "bad" day. <BR>On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the <BR>Thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made <BR>by <BR>"Johnson and Johnson". Be very sure you get this brand. <BR> <BR>When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the <BR>Phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very <BR>Comfortable clothing, such as a track suit and lie down on your bed. Open <BR>the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside <BR>table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material <BR>that comes with the thermometer and read it. <BR>You will notice that in small print there is a statement.<P> <BR>"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally <BR>tested". <BR> <BR>Now close your eyes and repeat out loud 5 times, "I am so glad I do not <BR>work for Quality Control at the Johnson and Johnson Company" <BR> <BR>Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone with a worse job than <BR>Yours
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2008 MINI Cooper Clubman S
Re: Having a bad day?
That's sick, discusting and hilarious all at the same time.. ![Sad :(](./images/smilies/icon_sad.gif)
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Re: Having a bad day?
hahahah thats jokes, can i ask how u found this out?
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Re: Having a bad day?
Just a little bit disgusting don't you think ? :p
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Re: Having a bad day?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shadow_Mx-3:<BR><STRONG>Just a little bit disgusting don't you think ?
<P>just kidding<p>[ November 14, 2002: Message edited by: Ryan Dunagan ]
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