As some of you know, I am.. unconventional
A few things off the top of my head.
I told a group of fire performers that I could do stiltwalking, so they called me on it. I learned to stiltwalk, and play with fire at the same time, so I could get a discount ticket into Burning man. In this process, I tripped over a stray hula hoop, and almost broke my hand. I also caught the upper 1/3 of myself on fire, burning off a lot of my hair, and causing all degrees of burns. There's a high resolution close up video of it that I can't bring myself to watch, still. I am training in stilt acrobatics; actually tossing people around, while on stilts.
I built an artcar and brought it to burning Man. I turned my 34 foor Winnebago into a Silver Phoenix, with a 27" X 8.5" lower dance floor with 2 gogo boxes, and an upper dancefloor made of Plexiglas, and a stripper pole, so you could watch people dance above you. If you know about what people wear to Burning Man, you'll know how exciting that is. We had limited admittance to the upper level
I bought a nice travel trailer for Burning Man, and painted it silver. I've been doing my usual parkour, in less than usual places (on moving trains, in a HUGE paper mill..) Oh.. I taught myself aerial acrobatics with fire on chains. You've probably seen people do aerial acro on fabric. I was like that, mostly..
I turned down a private invitation to audition for "America's Got Talent" because the contract was ridiculous.
At Burning Man, I tried for my 3rd appearance in the Guinness Book, and haven't heard back, yet. This was a group thing; The World's largest smiley face, made of people. I was a teardrop, because I'm completely silver when I'm there.
I joined my girlfriend's company, selling high end vintage clothes online. I now own clothes that are worth more than all of my vehicles
That's all I can think of right now.
Whenever I see someone driving dangerously, I hope to myself that they are the only casualty when their luck runs out. Nobody else deserves to die over their stupidity...