I finish my soldering job, test it .. works great. I'm starting to pack my tools away when this hot chick who parks 3 spaces down walks by towards her car and looks at me. I shoot her one of these:
I happened to have a wrench in my hand (from tightening a ground bolt), which I flip around to put away in my tool bag, but end up dropping it on the engine... which sets the alarm off, right beside my ear... scaring the living s--- out of me.
I jump, hit my head on the hood, which manages to dislodge the support bar, and the whole thing comes down on my head.
She laughed her a-- off. Smoooooth. So smooth.
