Most embarassing fail ever.
Most embarassing fail ever.
So I'm down in my parking garage tuning my remote starter to crank the engine longer. In order to test it I have to leave the alarm armed.
I finish my soldering job, test it .. works great. I'm starting to pack my tools away when this hot chick who parks 3 spaces down walks by towards her car and looks at me. I shoot her one of these:
I happened to have a wrench in my hand (from tightening a ground bolt), which I flip around to put away in my tool bag, but end up dropping it on the engine... which sets the alarm off, right beside my ear... scaring the living s--- out of me.
I jump, hit my head on the hood, which manages to dislodge the support bar, and the whole thing comes down on my head.
She laughed her a-- off. Smoooooth. So smooth.
I finish my soldering job, test it .. works great. I'm starting to pack my tools away when this hot chick who parks 3 spaces down walks by towards her car and looks at me. I shoot her one of these:
I happened to have a wrench in my hand (from tightening a ground bolt), which I flip around to put away in my tool bag, but end up dropping it on the engine... which sets the alarm off, right beside my ear... scaring the living s--- out of me.
I jump, hit my head on the hood, which manages to dislodge the support bar, and the whole thing comes down on my head.
She laughed her a-- off. Smoooooth. So smooth.
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Re: Most embarassing fail ever.
Your anguish sustains me =3
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Re: Most embarassing fail ever.
You totally should have gotten her number out of that, even for pity's sake!
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Re: Most embarassing fail ever.
That would have been funny to see....If you see her again, at least you have an icebreaker....
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Re: Most embarassing fail ever.
use that to your advantage! you are golden for the next time you see her.
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Re: Most embarassing fail ever.
We'll see.
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1996 MX-3 GS-ZE 2.5L 5spd
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Re: Most embarassing fail ever.
Tard!
Dude, I would feel so stupid if that happen to me.
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Oh there there, let me dry those tears. (licks his fingers with Meg's tears on them) Oh, oh yes yes, your anguish sustains me.Flyer wrote:Your anguish sustains me =3
I'm telling you, what you just did will be infinitely more effective than trying to be smooth!
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LOOLLLLLLLL
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Re: Most embarassing fail ever.
lol thats the funniest thing, I heard in a long time..... WWOOOWW sssoooo not cool
Re: Most embarassing fail ever.
You need to move Dude there's no recovering from that unless that chicks into tards. lol
Anyway is the car ok, motors not scratched or the hoods not dented or anything. Whew good. Now start packing and MOVE.
Anyway is the car ok, motors not scratched or the hoods not dented or anything. Whew good. Now start packing and MOVE.
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Re: Most embarassing fail ever.
Honestly, if you could start a conversation, and say that her beauty caused all that, she'd be flattered. Chicks dig guys that they think they can help.
That is classic, and she definitely told her friends. Tell her she owes you lunch
That is classic, and she definitely told her friends. Tell her she owes you lunch
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Re: Most embarassing fail ever.
Ya right, she'll just invite you to the fur burger cafe
2004 Subaru WRX Silver, stage 2, minty interior.
2002 Subaru WRX Blue, SOLD (best E test numbers I've ever seen)
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92 GS KLZE 5 Speed
96 GS 5 speed, KLZE, Sold
95 GS Minty Shape Sold
92 GS Sold
92 GS Parts Car scrapped.
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2002 Subaru WRX Blue, SOLD (best E test numbers I've ever seen)
94 MX-6. Sold
92 GS KLZE 5 Speed
96 GS 5 speed, KLZE, Sold
95 GS Minty Shape Sold
92 GS Sold
92 GS Parts Car scrapped.
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yes indeed you are guaranteed a date now!projectzemx3 wrote:use that to your advantage! you are golden for the next time you see her.
lol great story haha I actually LOL on that one
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Re: Most embarassing fail ever.
thats awesome, shouldve played the sympathy card lol