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Apparently this is a true story.. funny though it may be..
I have heard this through the grapevine here at work
and thought I would share it since it really got me to chuckle.

A guy was driving his car down in Texas (dont ask where,
I dont know) and received a call on his cell phone. While
attempting to answer the phone.. he failed to notice that
the car in front of him had come to a complete stop. As a
result.. he rear ended the car. Not real bad.. but definitely
scuffed up the paint.

Anyway.. The drivers door of the rear ended car opens up
and a dwarf (midget, short person - insert politcally correct
term here) hops out of the car.. he walks back and surveys
the damage to his car. Then walks over to the man who rear
ended him and says "I am NOT Happy" To which the man replied
"Ok.. well then which one are you?"

Sorry.. but I thought this was just hilarious LMAO

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I've take some time but then when I get to know he was thinking of the White Snow 7 dwarfs, right? :lol:

I'm sure, they resolve the question quite peacefully ;)
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Yep.. snow white and the 7 dwarves.. likely he was "Grumpy" at that moment anyway LOL From what I have heard.. the guy actually laughed after a bit.. but they did eventually resolve things.

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"Screw you guys.. I am goin home"

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Post by umcamara »

That's hilarious Tunes... I've e-mailed it to quite a few people with excellent responses.
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Hahah awesome joke. It's much funnier being 6'5".

Last time I got rear ended I asked the lady what happened and she told me "The light was green ok, and then I looked up and it was red"
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