Horse or a Porsche
Posted: May 18th, 2004, 9:10 pm
2 best friends (a horse and a chick) are walking through the barn yard one day after a huge rain storm when the horse falls into a big mud puddle. Well the horse cant come out and he is going to drown, so the chick looks around for something to pull him out with, He runs to the front and sees the Porsche in the drive way, so the chick grabs the keys ties a rope to the horse and pulls him out.
A week later they are walking again after another huge storm, this time the chick falls in the puddle, the horse runs out front but this time there is no Porsche. So the horse runs back and straddles the puddle and says grab my ****. The chick does and the horse pull him to saftey.
The moral of the story....... If your hung like a horse, you dont need a Porsche to pick up chicks.
A week later they are walking again after another huge storm, this time the chick falls in the puddle, the horse runs out front but this time there is no Porsche. So the horse runs back and straddles the puddle and says grab my ****. The chick does and the horse pull him to saftey.
The moral of the story....... If your hung like a horse, you dont need a Porsche to pick up chicks.
Oh and one more thing, it's true...