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Good joke I heard...
Posted: May 31st, 2001, 11:02 pm
by David Coleman
Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, "does this taste funny to you"? <P>Anybody got any other good ones?<P>------------------<BR>David Coleman- <B><I>Moderator</B></I><BR><A HREF="
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Posted: May 24th, 2005, 10:57 pm
by DavidOS
AHAHAHaaaa!!!
knee slappin classic of a post i tell ya.
Posted: May 24th, 2005, 11:18 pm
by atlantamx3
Wow.
Oldest post EVER.
Talk about a "Bump!"
LOL
I saw David Coleman and I was like WTF??!!
Posted: May 25th, 2005, 12:31 am
by ertaisi
Ok David, I've seen a few of your posts today...but now I
know you're drunk!
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Posted: May 25th, 2005, 12:37 am
by Grants
Ok David, I've seen a few of your posts today...but now I know you're drunk!
lol I was thinking the same thing but just wasn't gonna say anything!!
Posted: May 25th, 2005, 7:42 pm
by Grants
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im honestly sober
Thats a worry then...
Re: Good joke I heard...
Posted: May 26th, 2005, 7:38 am
by tw1st3d_cl0wn
David Coleman wrote:Two cannibals are eating a clown
*Looks at s/n* Eating a clown huh? Should I be worried?
I love jokes like that, but all the ones I know have to be spoken or else it just doesn't sound right, and aren't funny. Ohhh well.
Posted: May 26th, 2005, 12:11 pm
by Nallboy
You really gotta hear the voices for this one too, but...
Two potatoes are in an oven.
Potato #1: "Boy, it's hot in here!"
Potato #2: "Well, looky there! A talkin' potato!"
Yeah... I know. Just though it fit here.
Posted: May 26th, 2005, 12:29 pm
by tw1st3d_cl0wn
Okay! I couldn't keep away from this, I just have to tell a joke. It's funnier when spoken because it's like a play on words. Anyway, here it goes:
A mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender says: Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here.
The mushroom shrugs his shoulders and says: Why not? I'm a fungi!
Get it? Fungi? Fun guy?
Posted: May 26th, 2005, 12:54 pm
by Tunes67
Two things..
1) I didnt know mushrooms had shoulders or could walk
2) I think a better punch line would have been "Thats ok.. I'm not a cannibal" But the Fungi thing works too I suppose
Tunes67
Posted: May 26th, 2005, 1:10 pm
by tw1st3d_cl0wn
Okay, you just tore apart my joke. Now it can NEVER be funny. EVER.
Posted: May 26th, 2005, 4:52 pm
by Vanished
i just learnt that fungi is acculy pernounce fun-jai not fung-guy...you can learn many things from bio 20...
now for a joke
so a guy walks into a bar, goes up to another guy and say "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM"...the other guy kinda stares at him for a second, then says "dad shut up, your drunk..."
and nother
why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out fires...
Why do elephants have big flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks!
Posted: May 27th, 2005, 7:53 am
by tw1st3d_cl0wn
Posted: May 27th, 2005, 11:53 am
by 93SOHC
while we're on the subject of terrible jokes involving critters, heres one I heard about 15 years ago...
2 Fly's are flying down the hall...
One fly looks at the other one and says, "hey your Man is open..."
terrible!
Posted: May 27th, 2005, 12:29 pm
by manowar821
hahaha thats stupid.
But I'm laughing for some reason...
