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I had a similar device that didn't open up for easier cleaning. I never had a problem with it.
I like the original remix with clips from the classic "Breakin'". The chick and the bunny are stupid.
I swear I've seen Vince trying to sell stuff at the fair with the slanted mirror over him.
They didn't love his nuts

Daninski wrote:2. The slapchop is about the size of a coffee grinder, which means to you need to slapchop size your food prior to actually using the slapchop. In order to do that you need a knife, if I have a knife in my hand already I may as well chop the f * ckin vegetable right then and there.

We have one, picked it up several month ago, and I do like it except for specifically that reason.

Dan, my mother wants to email this around to her friends, mind if I make you famous? It'll probably turn into a forward.

Hey, I just found something for ya...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZe_E0IZ0l4&feature=fvw

Ryan, plagiarization is the finest form of flattery. I may of stole part of what I wrote myself??
Inodoro, that thing may work just fine for Jalapenos so good for the Latino community.

I can't believe this thread is still alive.

Daninski wrote: Inodoro, that thing may work just fine for Jalapenos so good for the Latino community.

I think you need to get you facts straight. Jalapeño peppers are used almost exclusively by Mexicans. My condiments of choice are garlic and oregano.

Sorry forgot, Argentina. Ok man, you can use the slap chop to chop up stuff to go into your empanada.

Damn it! I haven't had a good empanada in more than a decade...

SLAP CHOP UPDATE!

I can't fricken believe it. We go to the mall today and what does the GF come out of one of those 'As Seen on TV' stores with,,,you guessed it. A fu*kin Slap Chop. I'm beside myself, can't believe it, doin a double take at the bag. I asked her if she lost her fricken mind. She looks at me like, 'what's your major malfunction'. I give her the 411 on this piece of crap and now she's mad at me???
So, we get home and she starts makin some new age veggie salad dish and after about 5 mins I come in the kitchen and she's swearing her head off. I said, "Honey please, the humanity". She looks at me shaking the Slap Chop above her head sayin it's my fault, I should of warned her. ??? This Slap Chop is a total piece of sh*t. At this point I feel a sense of vindication mean while, the slap chop rockets past my head and lands in the garbage can. She picks up the knife she already had to use to cut the veggies small enough for the Slap Chop and finishes making her salad.
Fu*k you again Vince.

bahahahahaaaaaa well thanks for the warning!
on the other hand its probably cause you called your gf homey!

Daninski wrote:GF come out of one of those 'As Seen on TV' stores with,,,you guessed it. A fu*kin Slap Chop.

Daninski wrote: I asked her if she lost her fricken mind. She looks at me like, 'what's your major malfunction'. I give her the 411 on this piece of crap and now she's mad at me???

Daninski wrote:I come in the kitchen and she's swearing her head off. [...] She looks at me shaking the Slap Chop above her head sayin it's my fault, I should of warned her. ???

Daninski wrote:Fu*k you again Vince.

That's not Vince's fault, that's just a typical female action and reaction; do something despite your man's warning, than blame him afterwards. That's just when you sit back and laugh.

BornSticky wrote:bahahahahaaaaaa well thanks for the warning!
on the other hand its probably cause you called your gf homey!

Ahahaha, I caught that too

I have an appliance(hell if I remember the name of it) that works 100 times better than a slap chop, and takes about 20 seconds to clean and reassemble.