Good joke I heard...
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Good joke I heard...
Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, "does this taste funny to you"? <P>Anybody got any other good ones?<P>------------------<BR>David Coleman- <B><I>Moderator</B></I><BR><A HREF="http://www.PinkMX-3.com" TARGET=_blank>1993 Mazda MX-3 GS Special Edition</A><BR><B><I>Why get clear tail lights when only Geo Metros are gonna see them?</I></B>
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knee slappin classic of a post i tell ya.
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Re: Good joke I heard...
David Coleman wrote:Two cannibals are eating a clown
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I love jokes like that, but all the ones I know have to be spoken or else it just doesn't sound right, and aren't funny. Ohhh well.
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You really gotta hear the voices for this one too, but...
Two potatoes are in an oven.
Potato #1: "Boy, it's hot in here!"
Potato #2: "Well, looky there! A talkin' potato!"
Yeah... I know. Just though it fit here.![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
Two potatoes are in an oven.
Potato #1: "Boy, it's hot in here!"
Potato #2: "Well, looky there! A talkin' potato!"
Yeah... I know. Just though it fit here.
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Okay! I couldn't keep away from this, I just have to tell a joke. It's funnier when spoken because it's like a play on words. Anyway, here it goes:
A mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender says: Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here.
The mushroom shrugs his shoulders and says: Why not? I'm a fungi!
Get it? Fungi? Fun guy?![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
A mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender says: Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here.
The mushroom shrugs his shoulders and says: Why not? I'm a fungi!
Get it? Fungi? Fun guy?
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Two things..
1) I didnt know mushrooms had shoulders or could walk
2) I think a better punch line would have been "Thats ok.. I'm not a cannibal" But the Fungi thing works too I suppose![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
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1) I didnt know mushrooms had shoulders or could walk
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2) I think a better punch line would have been "Thats ok.. I'm not a cannibal" But the Fungi thing works too I suppose
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i just learnt that fungi is acculy pernounce fun-jai not fung-guy...you can learn many things from bio 20...
now for a joke
so a guy walks into a bar, goes up to another guy and say "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM"...the other guy kinda stares at him for a second, then says "dad shut up, your drunk..."
and nother
why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out fires...
Why do elephants have big flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks!
now for a joke
so a guy walks into a bar, goes up to another guy and say "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM"...the other guy kinda stares at him for a second, then says "dad shut up, your drunk..."
and nother
why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out fires...
Why do elephants have big flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks!
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while we're on the subject of terrible jokes involving critters, heres one I heard about 15 years ago...
2 Fly's are flying down the hall...
One fly looks at the other one and says, "hey your Man is open..."
terrible!
2 Fly's are flying down the hall...
One fly looks at the other one and says, "hey your Man is open..."
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