Good joke I heard...

David Coleman · Post by **David Coleman** » May 31st, 2001, 11:02 pm

Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, "does this taste funny to you"? Anybody got any other good ones?------------------ David Coleman- Moderator <A HREF="http://www.PinkMX-3.com" TARGET=_blank>1993 Mazda MX-3 GS Special Edition</A> Why get clear tail lights when only Geo Metros are gonna see them?

DavidOS · Post by **DavidOS** » May 24th, 2005, 10:57 pm

AHAHAHaaaa!!!

knee slappin classic of a post i tell ya.

atlantamx3 · Post by **atlantamx3** » May 24th, 2005, 11:18 pm

Wow.

Oldest post EVER.

Talk about a "Bump!"

LOL

I saw David Coleman and I was like WTF??!!

ertaisi · Post by **ertaisi** » May 25th, 2005, 12:31 am

Ok David, I've seen a few of your posts today...but now I know you're drunk!

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Grants · Post by **Grants** » May 25th, 2005, 12:37 am

Ok David, I've seen a few of your posts today...but now I know you're drunk!

lol I was thinking the same thing but just wasn't gonna say anything!!

Grants · Post by **Grants** » May 25th, 2005, 7:42 pm

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im honestly sober

Thats a worry then...

tw1st3d_cl0wn · Post by **tw1st3d_cl0wn** » May 26th, 2005, 7:38 am

David Coleman wrote:Two cannibals are eating a clown

*Looks at s/n* Eating a clown huh? Should I be worried?

I love jokes like that, but all the ones I know have to be spoken or else it just doesn't sound right, and aren't funny. Ohhh well.

Nallboy · Post by **Nallboy** » May 26th, 2005, 12:11 pm

You really gotta hear the voices for this one too, but...

Two potatoes are in an oven.
Potato #1: "Boy, it's hot in here!"
Potato #2: "Well, looky there! A talkin' potato!"

Yeah... I know. Just though it fit here.

tw1st3d_cl0wn · Post by **tw1st3d_cl0wn** » May 26th, 2005, 12:29 pm

Okay! I couldn't keep away from this, I just have to tell a joke. It's funnier when spoken because it's like a play on words. Anyway, here it goes:

A mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender says: Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here.
The mushroom shrugs his shoulders and says: Why not? I'm a fungi!

Get it? Fungi? Fun guy?

Tunes67 · Post by **Tunes67** » May 26th, 2005, 12:54 pm

Two things..

1) I didnt know mushrooms had shoulders or could walk

2) I think a better punch line would have been "Thats ok.. I'm not a cannibal" But the Fungi thing works too I suppose

Tunes67

tw1st3d_cl0wn · Post by **tw1st3d_cl0wn** » May 26th, 2005, 1:10 pm

Okay, you just tore apart my joke. Now it can NEVER be funny. EVER.

Vanished · Post by **Vanished** » May 26th, 2005, 4:52 pm

i just learnt that fungi is acculy pernounce fun-jai not fung-guy...you can learn many things from bio 20...

now for a joke

so a guy walks into a bar, goes up to another guy and say "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM"...the other guy kinda stares at him for a second, then says "dad shut up, your drunk..."

and nother

why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out fires...

Why do elephants have big flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks!

tw1st3d_cl0wn · Post by **tw1st3d_cl0wn** » May 27th, 2005, 7:53 am

93SOHC · Post by **93SOHC** » May 27th, 2005, 11:53 am

while we're on the subject of terrible jokes involving critters, heres one I heard about 15 years ago...

2 Fly's are flying down the hall...
One fly looks at the other one and says, "hey your Man is open..."

terrible!

manowar821 · Post by **manowar821** » May 27th, 2005, 12:29 pm

hahaha thats stupid.
But I'm laughing for some reason...

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